My DAY SO FAR.

Act 0 Scene 0:
-Wake up to radio talkshow host asking who has the slogan "Share moments share life."
-Press snooze button
-Suddenly curious, turn radio on to see if its 'Kodak.'
-They're on to the next question already :(
-Study for hour or two for midterm
-Brother is having ona dem long half hour showers. Fill time packing 10 course lunch.
-5 min to shower before bus
-make record time, proud.

Act 0 Scene 1:

-LOSE BUS PASS!!!!!!!11 Look all over house, in pocket, throw stuff in air. Miss bus. Find bus pass (by computer C)
-Dad's whiny southern blues song has been playing on repeat for three hours. Song incorporates itself into head. (Song must be entitled 'Look what they've done to my song' because thats what the chorus, refrain, main verses and solo say.)

Act 0 Scene 2:
-On way out door, notice big hole in new jeans. inspect. Must have caught it on something looking for bus pass? Poke at hole. It widens.
-Arrive at busstop. Look at hole. New hole is growing next to original hole. WTF?! -Closer inspection reveals something is eating away at my jeans. I poke at a white spot and the material vanishes, creating a third hole. It appears i have splattered my jeans with some kind of bleach.
-hope that rear of jeans are not growing holes with which to reveal my pink panther lululemon undies.
-Look What They've Done To My Song™ makes re-appearance in head.

Act 0 Scene Three:

-arrive late to tutorial.
-1 hour of study for midterm
-arrive to midterm. find out there is no midterm for the class; i had mis-read my agenda.
-come to computer lab to report this
-about to go to library to consult reserves for a paper next week.
-goodbye